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Ted Bartlett is back with his 3 and most heart-pumping album to date!

Ted’s back with his second album, and it’s going to be BIG.

Here’s a little comedy from the Joe’s Convenience audio archive.  During my time with Joe’s, we created hundreds of audio bits which served as interstitial material between sketches in live shows. Here’s one, called “Ted Bartlett”. It’s 1 of 3, so stay tuned!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what the list of blue hyperlinks are beneath this post?  Someone hacked my site and I’m trying to get rid of it.  I’d suggest NOT clicking on any of them.

Peace

Well, I got a job.

I haven’t tweeted in a month.

I’m getting a divorce.

I’m playing more acoustic guitar.

My kid is amazing.

I read a book.

I started reading a second book.

I rode my bike.

You know?

It’s all a little beautiful

a little preposterous

a little tragic.

“May we live in interesting times.”

(Yes.  We may.)

I’m not doing exactly what I thought I’d be doing

But I’m starting to see why.

Matter of Time 2010

I treat myself to pleasure.

I treat myself to diversion.

I treat myself to gratification.

And together, they work to stave off the heart-crushing futility

that is current human evolution.

OK, hit this for some drive time acoustic music.

It’s called “Bigger Than”

I recorded it with my phone.

Thanks  for  listening.

Bigger Than