Comments for The Ben Brooks

Comment on “Los Angeles School Board Finds Cost Cutting ‘Silver Bullet’. by Jordonm

Jordonm — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:31:52 +0000

Hilarious!

And Sad.

But mostly hilarious! Write for The Onion please.

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by stephanie roberts

stephanie roberts — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:46:24 +0000

You had me at, “Looks like we’re the only two people on this island.”

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by Brandi

Brandi — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:48:25 +0000

These are probably too long for a T-shirt, but are my #1 and #2 tweets of yours:

“If I DID believe in god, she would have thigh-highs, a leather corset and I would be her chosen people.”

“I’ve outsourced the ‘being kind to others’ part of my life to India. It’s saving money and really letting me be me.”

Hilarious.

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by soiledapron

soiledapron — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:36:12 +0000

Okay, I’m an idiot. I didn’t read your directions. I didn’t realize the tweet I picked earlier will be put on a t-shirt. So, if I did win one of your great t-shirts, I’d love to have this tweet instead:

I’d go read the news, but this ignorance is just so… blissy!!

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by soiledapron

soiledapron — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:27:39 +0000

It was a tough call. But this one struck a personal chord. Thanks for cracking me up daily!

My neighbor is goddamn crackerjacks and I’m goddamn tired of it. She wants to live in TOTAL SILENCE and I have no legal way of helping her.

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by LynneRice

LynneRice — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:22:51 +0000

Every time I try to put the fun in fundamentalism, they put the me in jail. Jet Ski Jumpin For Jesus!

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by Deborah

Deborah — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:57:02 +0000

Love this one for the visual images it conjures up – like this is the least skanky thing in the room!

“It’s a veritable skank-off at this Hollywood Coffee Bean. Unless you’re showing up in a g-string, with Uggs over Uggs, don’t even bother.”

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by OneWinkataTime

OneWinkataTime — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:55:00 +0000

Um, maybe if your would moderate, you would have more responses ; )

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by metricjulie

metricjulie — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:45:36 +0000

THIS ONE: http://twitter.com/thebenbrooks/status/9430251957

“Today’s guilt free Sunday is brought to you by Atheism™”

If I win, I will wear it every single Sunday.

Comment on That’s What I Said – Mega T-Shirt Contest Give-Away Thing. by Darrin James (aka @derbyjames)

Darrin James (aka @derbyjames) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:57:18 +0000

Ben – Ideally, I’d have this tweet on the front of the t-shirt: “I’ve taken some serious criticism for being an atheist. Ah well, we all have our cross to bear” on the front. And then, to counter the offended, I’d have the following tweet on the back of the t-shirt: “I do not have adult attention deficit disorder. I have adult what you’re saying is boring the shit out of me disorder.” All I’d have to do when some one’s offended by the front of the tt-shirt is turn around and walk away.

Since we have to decide on one though, I’ll go with the latter: “I do not have adult attention deficit disorder. I have adult what you’re saying is boring the shit out of me disorder.”

I look forward to winninig (or buying) your book to read. Best wishes. Keep up the great writing…
Darrin James aka @derbyjames